i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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