I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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