I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
time to smoke my breakfast
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
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I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
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Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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