Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
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Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
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I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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