I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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