I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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