I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
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drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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