i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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