Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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