i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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