the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
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He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
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At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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