was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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