Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
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He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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