nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
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finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
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I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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