He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
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All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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