guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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