do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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