Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
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So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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