she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
