im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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