so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
where are my eyebrows?
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