Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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