good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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