We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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