matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
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He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?