pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
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im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes