hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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