I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Randomize
