ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
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I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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