We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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