His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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