you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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