I hope mine doesn't look like that
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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