watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
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This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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