Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
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I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
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He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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