I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
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He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
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Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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