If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
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I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
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I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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