And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
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