I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
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I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
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it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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