Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
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We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
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Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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