Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
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hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
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Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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