Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
