This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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