READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Randomize
