so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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