Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
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So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
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Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
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