Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
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dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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