yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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