she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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