i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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