The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
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I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
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Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
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So I just went to clothing optional bar
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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