UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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