She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
PANTIES FOUND
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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