its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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