Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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