does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
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