Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
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You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
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Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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