We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
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I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
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I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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