GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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