heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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